-Cómo te fue en el outlet?
-Bien, pero tuve que ir dos veces por culpa de Jose…
-¿Por qué?
-Porque como el señor es talle M y estaba seguro de que es talle M… ¿Para qué se iba a probar las remeras? Llegamos a casa y le quedaban como un matambre.
-¿Lo cagaste a pedos?
-¡Obvio!
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JAJAJAJAJA
COMO UN MATAMBRE
jajajajajajjajajajaja
que cuesta probarlo e e e e
me encanto
besitos^^
Hombre tenía que ser.
jajajajajaja como matambre, mi novio hizo lo mismo ..yo le dije: probatelas,no seas duro que estas mas gordo seguro sos L.. y si, no se las probo y las tuvo que cambiar por talle L !!
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